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The Shhhump

by SLAPWAGON

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1.
Six bags of shopping, and only one trip It’s getting kinda obvious you’re loosing your grip The boot closes down with the touch of a button But you’re still looking back to see what you’ve forgotten It’s curtains, it’s curtains Just pack it in and start again It’s curtains, it’s curtains Been this way since you don’t know when All those habits, all those lies They’ve been buried deep inside your head Now it’s curtains, it’s curtains Till you finally wish that you were dead You’re running late, gotta get there on time It’s not a problem, you should make it just fine But did you do that, did you do this, did you even lock the door? Now you’ve thought that it’s impossible to ignore The day is now over, the day now is done Your brain’s not tired, it wants to have fun And as you’re lying there, drifting off to sleep The day plays over in your head on repeat on repeat on repeat on repeat
2.
A thousand peaks and I still Don’t know which one is Chrome Hill In a storm they all look the same to me I cannot sleep, I’m waiting I can see her face when I’m dreaming In a storm they all say she’ll come for me I can hear her near me Here she comes Mad Molly They say they found her hanging In the loft, she’d done herself in In a storm on the night she lost her mind And now she haunts the dorm rooms Trashes the kitchen and hides your porn cards In a storm she will creep and fuck your mind She will fuck with your head If you are in the wrong bed
3.
It’s rain, again, it’s pouring down It’s coming round Don’t blink, don’t think, don’t make a sound Flat on the ground It’s raining again It’s rain, again, it just won’t clear Face your fear The weight, of fate, is always here Lend me an ear It’s rain, again, it’s pouring down It’s rain, again, falling down It’s rain, again, it’s coming down It’s rain, again, washing down It’s rain, again
4.
Wait 04:36
Another year has passed And there is not a day that’s empty You were taken for granted I always assumed you’d be there I catch a glimpse - a face I know And have to wait for a moment I can see you in places And movements of faces I swear Wait there, I won’t be long Wait there, you don’t belong
5.
I’m the next in line For my star to shine This is the last chance of my life I’ve prepared for this Don’t laugh don’t take the piss I lost my husband/kids/dog/wife Sing something, anything Sing something now All this is for your sake For your benefit I’m going to be honest here A little bit pitchy dawg Are your nuts trapped in a vice? But please don’t start to cry Don’t have another try But your dress looks really nice Stop singing, everything Stop singing please All this is for my sake For my benefit I own your soul now And cast you to the dogs Sing something, anything Sing something slave All this is for my sake For my benefit
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No words, only actions speak so clear I don’t understand why you’re still here Step back, just be happy that you tried Feedback: there were shots and someone died You’re done, you’ve lost composure Your time has come, it’s over No words, only actions speak so loud I don’t understand why you’re around We’re not so mediocre You’ll have to do this sober You’re done, you’ve lost composure Your time has come, it’s over
8.
Tape 03:23
Tape your heart, tape your soul Tape you back together You are broken, you are bruised You are changed forever I don’t know How to fix you I don’t know How to cure you
9.
I’ve been talking too much lately Running my mouth off too much baby But now I know I’ve got to learn To shut your face you stupid boy I’ve been crazy too much maybe Sticking my nose in too much baby So shut your face you stupid boy You’ve said too much now that’s for sure So shut your face you stupid boy I’ve been lazy won’t you save me? Taking for granted all that sways me
10.
I would like to be you And I want to do the things that you do I would like to be you And I want to do the things that you do But late at night This city’s bright It’s taking over The sport of kings And shining things Highlight the things that you do And when my time comes around I listen to my magic stereo sound And when my time comes along I listen to my magic stereo song Oh the things that you do to me Oh the things that you do
11.
1969 You saw them go to moon But that’s a TV trick They’re just in a room Then in Texas fall From the window he’s shot Don’t believe the police They must be part of the plot Do your own research Ignore the things that you find That contradict what you think ‘Cause you’ve made up your mind So do your own research But do no research at all And just repeat what was said What you read What you see with your eyes Is irrefutable fact But ignore all that You see the earth is flat There’s a government plot To keep us in the machine Using RFID chips They’re in Bill Gates’ vaccine Do your own research
12.
Smooth Song 14:40
Sitting down, wearing a frown Watching the world, go by Having a smoke, getting the joke Feel like you, could fly And I don’t know What I’ve done to deserve all this? And I don’t know What I’ve done to deserve all this? It’s always me You always put the blame on It’s always me Who always writes the smooth song And I don’t care, I don’t care I don’t care if you want a fast one And I don’t care, I don’t care I don’t care, I don’t care, I don’t care Need to slow it down

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Debut album. 29 years in the making.

Download includes pdf booklet with lyrics and liner notes and a hi-res cover image.

Written, performed, recorded and produced by SLAPWAGON.

Recorded mostly between 2020-24.

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released February 23, 2024

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SLAPWAGON Nottingham, UK

SLAPWAGON formed in Nottingham in 1995.

They started writing their own songs from the beginning and, in their early gigs around the pubs of Notts, they played a mix of original material, rock and pop covers, and the odd novelty number, culminating in a headline gig at the Newark Festival in 1997.

After a brief hiatus they're back, writing new songs and finally releasing an album.
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